The baby on the Today show for their costume contest is supposed to be Pebbles Flintstone, but her top knot is so pathetic. she's got like barely three strands sticking up. The mom should have invested in some yarn for a bad wig.
My baby thinks she's a fraud. She knows how to rock the top knot.
Joe Corey is no longer quite that expectant of a slacker. He's really a Slacker Dad of a baby girl named Josie. This journal covers his journey of discovery as a stay at home dad.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Why
Why is it you can tell a baby to not do something and they ignore you. But if you break out the camera to catch them doing it, they immediately stop and act innocent?
Monday, October 25, 2010
how to get kids to like new stuff
While at the library, I noticed how the baby couldn't stop climbing into other baby's strollers. Yet she hates her own stroller. This leads me to believe the best way to have them interested in their new stuff is to "loan" it to a friend with a baby. After a few minutes, you kid will be happily enjoying it - thinking they're getting away with something.
Sunday, October 24, 2010
The Old Switcheroo
If you ever want to confuse your child, switch over to the Spanish language Sesame Street. This altered muppet universe features Elmo and Abby, but their Bird is green and there are new monsters. Plus they're not speaking English.
After a few minutes, the baby gave me a look that said, "Why have you taken me to Bizarro World?"
After a few minutes, the baby gave me a look that said, "Why have you taken me to Bizarro World?"
Saturday, October 23, 2010
New Game
during the Library Rhyme Time - while Josie runs around the room causing havoc amongst her peers, I play a new game: Mommy, Granny or Nanny.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
not that touch
During the library fun, Josie kept going nuts trying to touch the faces of various babies.
Why don't they make protective goggles for babies like Kareem Abdul Jabber used to wear so I won't have to worry about my kid scratching other baby's eyeballs? For all the stupid devices that hip parents buy for their offspring, why isn't this the hot new thing?
Or do I have to go on the Today Show to push it?
Why don't they make protective goggles for babies like Kareem Abdul Jabber used to wear so I won't have to worry about my kid scratching other baby's eyeballs? For all the stupid devices that hip parents buy for their offspring, why isn't this the hot new thing?
Or do I have to go on the Today Show to push it?
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
That's just Wrong
I keep laughing while watching Sesame Street and Murray the Monster roams the streets of Manhattan shouting, "Bring out your H." It's like a lost scene from Sid and Nancy. Is he trying to score?
Friday, October 15, 2010
she knows a word
I asked her, "Where's your toothbrush?" And she pulled it out from a sofa cushion. Now if she could only tell the difference between the DVD and Blu-ray remotes.
Friday, October 8, 2010
Travel Time
I'm still recovering from our trip to a wedding in Richmond with the baby.
Here's a little tip - the cribs at the Westin hotel have the bars just close enough together so a baby can wedge her feet in them for a over the top escape.
Here's a little tip - the cribs at the Westin hotel have the bars just close enough together so a baby can wedge her feet in them for a over the top escape.
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