Joe Corey is no longer quite that expectant of a slacker. He's really a Slacker Dad of a baby girl named Josie. This journal covers his journey of discovery as a stay at home dad.
Friday, February 22, 2013
Blech
The canceling of school turned out to be a good thing since Josie puked twice this morning. Things work out for a purpose. Sure there was no snow, but I didn't have to worry about the teachers dealing with Josie projectile vomiting in the classroom. It's easier to deal with a mess if you don't have shame in your eyes.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Hate the Weather
Because Josie's preschool has a few teachers with kids in public schools, the bad weather policy runs off the public school delays. If the county closes, the preschool closes. If it's delayed an hour, there's no delay. If they delay for two hours, Josie gets to go to school an hour later. But tomorrow the county is taking a three hour delay. This means preschool is shut down since it would barely last 90 minutes. Grrrrrr. Stupid Groundhog is getting a St. Patrick's Day beating from me.
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Will You Be My Friend
Josie was upset today after school cause a girl in her class wouldn't be her best friend. She swears the girl sang her the "no no" song. I need to get a recording of this before Taylor Swift turns it into a hit.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
That's Just Wrong
Just saw this Taco Bell ad where this dad goes for a walk with his baby daughter strapped to his chest with a baby bjorn. They have a bunch of women staring at the baby, but the dad acts like they're checking him out. I've got no problem with that. It's cool. But then he goes into a Taco Bell and orders their new burrito. He heads back on the sidewalk eating the burrito and nothing is falling on the kid's head. That's wrong. That kid ought to be coating in drippings of meat, cheese and other thingies. Or he should have to make a napkin hat for the baby. Burritos are messy foods.
This ad features no warning that you might get this burrito on top of your babies hair which will lead to your wife kicking your ass. Take that warning from me since it's obvious Taco Bell doesn't have your health as their concern.
Here's the video
This ad features no warning that you might get this burrito on top of your babies hair which will lead to your wife kicking your ass. Take that warning from me since it's obvious Taco Bell doesn't have your health as their concern.
Here's the video
Saturday, February 2, 2013
The big flop over
So we got her a booster seat instead of a car seat. She likes it since it does make her feel almost like a big girl. I swear when I was her age, my parents would throw me into the back of the VW wagon and didn't care about seatbelts. People knew how to travel back in the '70s.
For the last few months, she's refused to fall asleep in her car seat. Now that's she's in the booster seat, she can't stop falling asleep. This is fun since she pretty much looks like a rag doll with loose stuffing as she flops around on the ride home. I'm less concerned and more jealous at her flexibility.
For the last few months, she's refused to fall asleep in her car seat. Now that's she's in the booster seat, she can't stop falling asleep. This is fun since she pretty much looks like a rag doll with loose stuffing as she flops around on the ride home. I'm less concerned and more jealous at her flexibility.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)