Wuggles

They fired the yellow Wiggle and replaced him with a woman and then the red and blue one retired so they've now got two guys they found at the pub wearing their shirts.

This is traumatic.

Forget the winter business

Took Josie to get her haircut for swimming pool season. Had it snipped a bit short so now she looks like Arya Stark. 

Summer is coming!

Who at the Onion knows me?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-h,26132/

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation

I'm just going to say that this is not me since there's no reference to Roxy Music, Brian Eno or Kraftwerk.