Not a title day

Josie still didn't get me a "World's Greatest Dad" coffeemug for Father's Day. Guess I'm going to have to try harder this year.

In the future

Eagerly awaiting the Poppy Cat crossover with Kipper the Dog. Mostly because these two shows have blurred. What happens in this joint episode? The duo eat Max and Ruby.

Sort of idols

How does a child who spend her day pretending to be a mermaid by stripping down and swimming in the cushions of a sofa keep an utter death grip on my t-shirt when we attempt to float around in a pool? Guess it keeps me from fearing she's going to jump in the pool to see mermaids when I'm not looking.

I read way too many comments from people complaining about helicopter parents yet these people don't seem to also notice the Darwin Award winners seen on Tosh.0.

Genius!

The kid stands by the sofa with her hand on a pillow.

"Look dad!" She pulls way the pillow to reveal my laptop. "I made you a computer!"

The kid is already better than Steve Jobs. Apple Genius has gone down another notch when compared to my kid.

That's my noise!

Josie just told me to turn my music down cause it was hurting her ears.

Snob.

Jerry lessons

Cute moment is during a temper tantrum, Josie screams, "I want to calm down!"  I can't help but want her to say, "Serenity now!"