Really?

So I'm trying to get Josie excited about getting to meet Weird Al on Friday. He's signing his kid book. So I tell her that Weird Al knows The Aquabats during breakfast. This leads to Josie telling me that TV people aren't real people. While this is amazingly insightful for a kid to know that TV "friends" aren't real friends, she's so wrong on this one. There is really a Weird Al and he knows the Aquabats.

That might count?

Still waiting for the Father's Day morning when the kid wakes me up with a sloppily made breakfast. This morning she did bite off a piece of her banana and gave it to me. It's like a Planet of the Apes Father's Day for me.

Gift for a non-gifter

I have yet to see the kid steal any money out of my wallet to get me a "World's Greatest Dad" coffeemug. If this keeps up, I'm going to hang a photo of Murray Wilson over her bed.

This isn't from me

Where does a child get the idea for Ninja Hiney?

Look in a Book?

Have to agree with Dead Spin that Super Why? is way too complicated for its own good. "What do I need to do?" Do you really need to resort to a word jumble for a solution?