Look in a Book?

Have to agree with Dead Spin that Super Why? is way too complicated for its own good. "What do I need to do?" Do you really need to resort to a word jumble for a solution?

Eternity

I had to explain to the kid that she has to wipe herself with toilet paper every time she goes to the bathroom. She gave me this look like I had just doomed her to a punishment of the Titans.

When is My Real Day?

Today's Mothers Day. This means I get to hear everyone babbling on about all those things mom did for them. As a stay at home dad, I do a lot of those dirty chores. I've changed more than a dozen diapers. I've had to kiss a lot of booboos. I've had to make dinner many a night. I feel kinda weird knowing that I grew up to be a mom.

Sure I didn't have my bodily organs stretched all out of proportion for the miracle of birth. But I've changed diapers. Father's Day just doesn't cut it for me. There needs to be a Stay At Home Dad Day. Although that is any day that a relative takes the kid for an overnight visit.

What have I done?

The child is now addicted to the zebra milkshake at Chargrill. This is all my fault. I'll have to send us both to rehab. Shall we get to share a room with Lindsay Lohan?

Wuggles

They fired the yellow Wiggle and replaced him with a woman and then the red and blue one retired so they've now got two guys they found at the pub wearing their shirts.

This is traumatic.

Forget the winter business

Took Josie to get her haircut for swimming pool season. Had it snipped a bit short so now she looks like Arya Stark. 

Summer is coming!

Who at the Onion knows me?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-h,26132/

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation

I'm just going to say that this is not me since there's no reference to Roxy Music, Brian Eno or Kraftwerk.