What?

Josie just requested I rub salt in her eyes. I don't think she gets the concept.

Doc McStuffins medical quack kit

Dear Disney,

My daughter eagerly bought your Doc McStuffins' medical kit with her birthday money. Now she won't stop whining to me that its broken because her toys don't come to life when she plays with the medical kit. Why won't her toys tell her what's wrong with them? Will you please send a representative to my house to explain that you sold her bogus medical supplies that aren't the ones she saw on TV? Do you like to bait and switch the dreams of children?

Sincerely
Dad who is tired of explaining why you fooled his daughter

Really?

So I'm trying to get Josie excited about getting to meet Weird Al on Friday. He's signing his kid book. So I tell her that Weird Al knows The Aquabats during breakfast. This leads to Josie telling me that TV people aren't real people. While this is amazingly insightful for a kid to know that TV "friends" aren't real friends, she's so wrong on this one. There is really a Weird Al and he knows the Aquabats.

That might count?

Still waiting for the Father's Day morning when the kid wakes me up with a sloppily made breakfast. This morning she did bite off a piece of her banana and gave it to me. It's like a Planet of the Apes Father's Day for me.

Gift for a non-gifter

I have yet to see the kid steal any money out of my wallet to get me a "World's Greatest Dad" coffeemug. If this keeps up, I'm going to hang a photo of Murray Wilson over her bed.

This isn't from me

Where does a child get the idea for Ninja Hiney?

Look in a Book?

Have to agree with Dead Spin that Super Why? is way too complicated for its own good. "What do I need to do?" Do you really need to resort to a word jumble for a solution?