The first thing people do now is child proof their homes. I remember Dan covering his house in foam, cabinet locks, toilet locks and outlet covers. Yet my parents never did any of this crap when I was growing up. Should I really worry about this? I lived through this. And I don't recall going to too many funerals when I was in elementary school for classmates. Maybe I'd be better off getting toddler sized Habitrails.
And what will I do with my porn collection? Guess I'll have to buy a Dick Cheney Man-sized safe.
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