The Mother-in-law arrived at 10:30 a.m. with Beck's aunt Cack and her cousin. They're taking her shopping for maternity clothes. She's not even showing. What's wrong with her wearing my oversized t-shirts and sweat pants for the next 7 months?
A few hours after they leave, the cellphone rings. Bec's mom has lost her at the mall. My wife is missing and I don't even have the last name Peterson. Will Matt Lauer believe me that I have nothing to do with my wife being lost at the mall by my mother-in-law. They better find her or I'm going to be in big trouble with my mom.
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