I've determined that the reason for my impending fatherhood is because of this season on Dexter. he's knocked up his girlfriend so naturally my wife has to keep up with her stories. I guess when given the option between being a serial killer or pregnant, she chose the tamer of the two. Although Dexter doesn't bring his work home.
I've also realized after spending time with the children of friends that two months in the womb is the time when they are perfect children. They're quiet. They don't take up much space. They don't kick their moms. They're just wonderful little darlings that allow me to sleep and maintain my usual schedule.
No comments:
Post a Comment