Why does the baby stay up all night and sleep all day? Is this God's revenge for my college years? Except the baby isn't eager to hit the Cat's Cradle and an after party. The baby doesn't want to go to I-Hop. The baby just wants to stare at me, suck down her bottle and scream whenever I close my eyes.
I'm going to solve this problem by moving next door to the ether plant.
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