Mel Gibson's baby-mama claims that each month she spends $1,500 for baby yoga, books and toys. What books is that child getting? Signed first editions of Peter Rabbit? Gold-plated rattles? And what the hell is baby yoga? Little babies aren't good at maintaining positions. Giving yoga to the baby is like leaving dental floss for the Pogues. Even more is she spends $400 for Mommy and me classes. Strange but Daddy and Me classes are absolutely free.
While I will never deny a small child the chance to get a fat ass trust fund off their idiot parents, this is just disturbing and makes me feel like an utter cheapskate with my child.
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