Thursday, December 29, 2011

Hands off the Bird!

Mitt Romney declared that if he's president, Big Bird will be covered in advertising like a NASCAR racer.

Disgusting.

Is there nothing this man can't touch with his greedy corporate hotdog stinking fingers? Maybe we should stick advertising on the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? Would Mitt like Brigham Young pushing hot dogs and boner pills on TV? Or would that be wrong to him?

Big Bird is a sacred figure in American life. Big Bird is more respected than any politician.

Corporations are not people. Big Bird is not Mitt's whore.

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