Primitive tribes believe that you can steal a piece of their soul with a photograph. Walking around with a box of diapers and baby wipes is pretty much a signal to others that you have no social life. It's like the guy at the register doesn't even say, "Have a fun weekend" cause they know you're just dealing with a lack of sleep and the smell of baby poop. And they don't even want to mention that much. It's like telling your pitcher, "Hey, you're throwing a no-hitter." Except it works in reverse for the fear. If they kid me about having a newborn baby, their significant other is going to get knocked up.
so now i shop as a complete outcast.
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