I'm really still waiting for Josie's personality to kick in. So far the kid spends most of the day passed out, pooping in her diaper and sucking down drinks.
My kid's a stoner.
Do they have baby rehab? Maybe I can get her booked on Dr. Phil next week? "You can't lie around all day sucking on your mama's teats. The free lunch is over," Dr. Phil would say.
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