Sunday, October 25, 2009

Veggie Poop

We are using up a few of the freebie formula cans just to get rid of baby can clutter (as if that will ever happen). After months of Similac Advance, we broke out a can of the Soy Similac. Amazingly enough it has stopped the exploding poop that bursts out of the top of the diaper. So there's no clean up ugliness. The bad news is that soy based poop is a dark green and smells like a morgue after five days without power in the middle of the summer. It's vile to the nth degree. This is what Gitmo detainees fear being subjected to (along with REM's Shiny Happy People on repeat).

I guess in the greater scale of it all - it's easier to clean these atomic bomb diapers instead of spending a lot of time cleaning off the baby and her soiled outfits. On the negative side - I think years are being sucked out of my nose.

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