Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Bedtime Stories

I keep reading these tales of how babies will go to bed at 9 p.m. and wake up at 9 a.m. Really? Does this honestly happen or are they written by smarmy jokesters wanting to get my hopes up? I'd have more faith in these tales if they were written by Nigerians who would send me their baby's sleep pattern and I just need to send additional hours to an address in Canada.

I don't see the kid out by 1 a.m. with the smell of pie in the air.

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