Saturday, November 21, 2009

Moving up the charts

No matter how strange of a dad I am to my child, I will never be as weird as the moron who only spoke to his child in Klingon for the boy's first three years.

'I was interested in the question of whether my son, going through his first language acquisition process, would acquire it like any human language." he said.

It is a human language. Does he really think Klingon was created by aliens? It was made up by showbiz people. Why not just teach the kid to speak in Pig Latin? Or ubbi dubbi? Or Romulan?

I guess it could be worse. He could have raised to kid to be a Jedi.

I just want my daughter to be able to give me a signal to let me know when she's pooped versus a loud fart. Maybe Pull my finger?

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