Ze French

as the baby begins to speak, I keep thinking it would have been so much better if I'd taught her to speak French at first. Only problem is the only French things I have in the house is a DVD of Last Tango in Paris and the Serge Gainsbourg collection. The last thing I need is a 2 year old running around the house talking like a perverted middle age Parisian. Nothing like having the teacher calling me up to wonder why my child just told her about a torrid weekend in Cannes.