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Nothing makes you think hard about the consequences of having a second child like a 1 year old's birthday party. They're in full motion. They're everywhere. They have to make more noise than the last. Nobody wants to admit it really isn't also their birthday. Instead of being a parental figure, you're reduced to the referee at a pitbull fight. You go from raising a baby to juggling chainsaws with a second little one. In fact, it might be best for sanity to install a pitbull fighting ring in the nursery.