I'm raising the wrong baby!

I just read that Lisa Marie Presley was paying the nanny watching her newborn $650 a day, free food and a bedroom in her mansion. I'm giving it away to my child. Right now I could be billing $60K for my expert daddy daycare to Elvis' daughter. Josie better be happy that daddy took a massive paycut to raise her instead of the princess of Graceland. I wonder if the nanny got to go upstairs at Graceland? I'd watch that kid for free if I could use the upstairs toilet that Elvis died upon. That's an experience worth $60K.