Please - not that

As baby shower season approaches, I'm rather fearful that people will somehow decide to give Josie little red socks. I just don't want them. Mainly because I know that little red socks will sneak into the white wash load. I only speak from experience of growing up with pink moment. It's a shame they don't make like little chips inside the socks that will sound an alarm if they get tossed into the washer for the white load. Why can't science give me what I want?