Monday, November 24, 2008

Lessons from TV Dads

My Two Dads

I never really watched this show since it came on during a period when I had a social life. What I know was that it starred the creepy corporate guy from Aliens and the trucker from BJ and the Bear minus the truck, chimp and Sheriff Lobo. We made up our own version of the plot in that years ago these two guys had a hot threesome with a stewardess on at the airport Hilton. She got knocked up, but didn't tell either of them. She ended up dying and the court decided that while one of the two guys was the real dad, the prudish family judge decided that both of them would share custody of the kid as a punishment for having too much fun in a fleabag hotel. The two guys are forced to live together and do their best to not look like they're married.

What would have made this show much more exciting if they had forced the girl to be raised by a chimp and the alien. Talk about a kid nervous about bringing boys home to meet the dads.

Is this close to the real premise? Cause if it isn't, I'll pitch it to Fox.

Dad Lessons Learned From The TV Father

Always wear a rubber when messing around with a freaky stewardess.

Truckers are cooler with Chimps than with the corporate weasel who wants to bring Aliens back to Earth.

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