Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Waiting in Fear

While stuck in the waiting room, I keep having a fearful vision of the nurse pointing at me and shouting, "Do you know what you did to this girl? Do you know!!!"

But they were much nicer. Today's visit was mostly paperwork. We had to make the first installment payment on the delivery action. Butterbean really is going to cost as much as my 60" High Def TV. That kid better plan on giving me more joy that 1080p.

I discovered that the doctor does not charge by the pound for the delivery.

Also they don't recommend me doing the delivery using the educational film about how to pop out a baby in the backseat of a patrol car. I think they don't like competition.

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