Life Hurts
While I'll do my best to make sure you're not tossed around like a box of china by the moving men, there's going to be a lot of bumps if you don't pay attention to your surroundings. Remember to keep one hand on the railing - it's for your own good. When you decide to start walking on two feet, make sure you have a spotter.
It's going to hurt when you hit the floor, coffeetable, doorknob, back of the chair, bottle of Old Spice or the ceiling (we could have a gravity outage). You might be rather bouncy, but you're not indestructible.
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