Wednesday, May 20, 2009

uuuummmmmmm

While shopping at BJs, I ended up in the diaper aisle. I was petrified with fear while looking at the various boxes filled with differently designed diapers and sizes. This is my future space for the next two years. I'm the guy I used to think "that's your problem, buddy" as he balanced boxes of Huggies and Pampers on top of his cart. Or him on the cellphone cause he can't remember the kid's diaper size.

What really works? What will become my biggest nightmare? Why can't you housebreak a baby like a dog? Can't I just put a litter box in the room? That would be so much better.

Like everything else in the universe, the easy way never is the way things get done

at least I don't have to deal with safety pins.

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