The other day there was a news report about the various child beauty contests for little kids. They even had 2 month old babies in contests. As if 2 month old babies can do that much besides look like bags of sugar in doll clothes. What's the point?
That got me thinking for the next level is kiddie Beauty pageants: Little Miss Fetus.
The pregnant mothers get wheeled out. The judges watch a monitor while the moms receive ultrasounds. Who has the prettiest baby in the womb?
The only downside is there's no way to get the moms to pay for accessories and dresses for a fetus. Although there will be the mom who wants to win so bad that she'll have a doctor insert dentures and hairpieces into the womb to jazz up their baby.
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