We came home with tons of baby furniture and toddler toys from Dana. The front room is no longer a clear space. I feel like my week of downsizing has been an illusion.
Why does a baby need so much stuff and a space? They're tiny. They can't drive, code, use the DVD player properly or knit. They just lie on their back and make goofy noises at mobiles.
Babies are the Jack Russell Terriers of human. You think they're a tiny dog that can live in your coat pocket, but the damn things need a two acre backyard. Big difference is that babies are pretty much useless when you take them into the wilderness for an afternoon of weaseling.
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