Monkey bars?

While it's great to have a kid on the way, the romantic side of life has become complicated like Denise Richards. No longer can we just be spontaneous in moments and positions. And because Becky's body is changing, what worked last week might not be an optimal arrangement today. Mostly it involves me having to shift my weight and eventually steal moves that I've seen in Cirque du Soleil highlight films. It's like bowling in that the next morning my body aches from using unusual muscle combinations.