Becky has returned from her week in Hartford. Josie has made her belly even bigger. That kid really knows how to take up a lot of space - and mostly from her mom's bladder. After Josie pops out, it would be good to get like one of those squishy seats for her to lay on so she can remember what it's like to press up against organs?
Becky is now round enough that I have to help her put on socks. I could have bought a trained chimp to do such things. But thanks to evil people in Congress, the Chimp market has been shut down. One Chimp goes ape and rips off a woman's face and somehow it's got to be stopped. A Doctor in New England lets his son blow his own head off with an automatic weapon and you don't see D.C. passing any bans on automatic weapons or smart people doing dumb things. I won't be taking Josie off to the pumpkin patch to fire any Uzis until she's ready to go on a cross country crime spree.
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