Sunday, March 29, 2009

Ickkkkk

We're watching a video given to us by the birthing class nurse. Part of the tape deals with the various changes in what's normal for vaginal discharge. Becky was wincing in pain. Then they talk about painful urine and breast getting raw. Becky doesn't seem to thrilled at her future. There's more discharge talk in this video than my complete collection of Gomer Pyle.

Now they're showing the black tar bowel movements in a diaper. Here comes the various ways the poop will change as the baby ages per day. I need to get dad's old gas mask.

It takes a few weeks for the umbilical cord to fall off. That's not a pretty sight either.

Baby spit up mucus? They're like mini-Frat Boys.

After this video, I'm going to have to put in a copy of Night of the Living Dead to cleanse my eyes of this upcoming horror.

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