The sound of children crying in public places is now twice as annoying. Mainly cause it reminds me that in a few months, I'm going to be the parent trying to figure why the hell the kid won't zip it. My genius idea for calming down the baby turns out to be severally against the law. When did they make it illegal to let babies take hits of nitrous?
First they took away my right to buy a trained chimp and now this. For all the people who whine that the government is setting up a nanny state, I can assure you that they are not making my job as a future parent any easier.
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