Friday, March 20, 2009

scent of a dad

Becky said that at this point Josie can smell. Which leads me to wonder how. Is it from what she's smelling? Or breathing?

should I be doing stuff to reaffirm my odor to the child so when she's born, she can sniff out dad? Maybe I should wear a dad cologne? The worst idea I had was to pass a lot of gas. That however would be bad when I'd let one rip in the delivery room in order to let Josie know that she was in daddy's arms. Nurses might not understand the concept.

Probably best to use more underarm speed stick and show up in the delivery room wearing a tank top. Then the nurses would think I'm Richard Simmon's overweight brother.

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