Damn science

In an effort to keep the kid from getting sick, I had looked into having her Scotch Guarded in the delivery room. The guy at the Scotch hotline told me that you can't do that. It's part of their corporate warnings - right next to using it as a salad topper. Guess I'm justing got to have to put her in a gerbil ball with a mega-filter on the airholes.