I'm starting a brand new charity with Josie as the poster child.
The Society to Eliminate Infant Drooling needs your help. Did you know that infants across the world are struck with this horrible thing we call drooling? They can't stop it. But maybe, if you give enough, we can prevent it for future generations. Let's all pitch together and dig into our wallets and donate to this worthy charity. Let's wipe drooling off the list of childhood aliments like Scarlet Fever, Esa Tikkanen and Vitas Gerulaitis.
If you can't give, write the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and let them know that their billions could go straight into researching infant drool.
Remember that infant drool drips on all of us...it burns.
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