Why I'm not in med school.

I call mom to let her know that the appointment went well. She tells me about how when she was pregnant with Russ (I was about 3), we'd all go to the hospital. While mom was with the doctor, dad would keep me outside. After a few visits, I demanded to come inside the hospital because I wanted to play with the baby. I thought that during the check ups that the doctor took the baby out of mom and checked it out. At the end of the appointment, they'd push the baby back inside since it wasn't ready to be on the outside full time.

This probably explains why I was never considered a serious contender for med school.