So I started looking into wolfpacks to raise Butterbean. I figure if it's good enough for Lucan, why not let wild animals raise my kid. It's always a good conversation topper after all those private school misfits mouth off about their Snotsburry Day School to discuss being raised by wolves.
Who knew you would have to fill out so much paperwork for an unborn kid. And then they still want to do an interview with the baby before they admit them to the program. Plus they want a non-refundable deposit. I smell a scam. Might be cheaper to have Butterbean raised by possums.
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then Butterbean would learn to hang upside down for a long time.
you'd never know when he was sleeping or he could just be playing possum!
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